The Best Amazon Prime Day Deals On Tech Betches

It’s more or less Christmas in July for those of us who have waited and hoped for the promised return of Amazon Prime Day. Better than Christmas, though, Amazon Prime Day wants I can sit in the privacy of my…

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Happy Birthday, America: Weekend Horoscopes July 5-7 Betches

If you aren’t feeling unhappines after snacking six hot dogs or chugging all the Bud Light in the chamber of representatives, I guess you’re too good to be my friend. Happy July 4th weekend, which is something we all explode…

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What’s With Mainstream Outlets Spoiling ‘The Bachelorette’ This Season? Betches

If you couldn’t guess from the headline of this article, today we’re going to be discussing spoilers for this season of The Bachelorette! So uh, if you’re one of the 10 people who doesn’t know about the ending of this…

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RIP, Babe.net. You Were A Sloppy Party And I’m Still Hungover. Betches

Babe.net, the millennial pink Barbie dream house of a women’s website that became famous for its article accusing Aziz Ansari of carnal abuse, has miscarried. Well, los might be extreme, as their Instagram and some steadfast staff tattoos still remain….

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5 Side Effects Of Pregnancy That Don’t Suck Betches

We have all heard about the horrid events that happen to your organization( and head) formerly you get pregnant. Your bones ache as they move to accommodate the human tapeworm inside of you. Your fuzz twilights out. You break away…

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Twitter Is Obsessed With This ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Game About Beyonc Betches

finally e haters alike On Saturday, @CORNYASSBITCH started the, “Being Beyonceveryone If you’re a die-hard Beyoncfan, time the idea of working for her, even for a day–breathing her aura, knowing her confidentials, the chance of getting firsthand side-eye from Blue…

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‘Big Little Lies’ Recap: Less Showers, More Tofu Betches

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills BIG LITTLE LIES In an foolish turn of events, I’m watching and writing this Monday morning. Aka this morning, aka while you were probably still asleep or getting ready to go to a Rumble class….

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The Two Worst Humans On The Planet Just Got Engaged Betches

Hello and welcome all, to your weekly dosage of Youtuber news that you’re too embarrassed to declare you don’t quite understand because you’re old. Or maybe that’s just me! Regrettably, our regular Youtube correspondent, 50 Shades of Betch, is out…

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What Is Happening to Tourists in the Dominican Republic? Betches

Many of the tourists’ causes of death are still unknown, but they seem to be sort of questionable. One adult was feeling off the working day, but went out with his love like one would do on vacation merely to…

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A Breakdown Of How Celebrities Photoshop Their Pics Betches

So since I’ve been doing these Photoshop commodities, I’ve complained A Heap about how other beings revise their photos. And gone questions about how to get it on precisely. So now I am, I’m going to show you how to…

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