This chain-smoking robot is taking one for the team

First Congress , now The Onion is going after Zuckerberg . Image: Getty Images/ chip Smodevilla Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is going a experience of what happens when you piss off The Onion. The sardonic bulletin area has been relentlessly…

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders on lying about payment to Stormy Daniels

Where have you gone, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, our society sours its outcast smokey sees to you . Image: Getty Images It’s been quite a week for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. First, a report surfaced on Wednesday that she would be bidding…

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Adobe could be the next $10 billion software company

Adobe reported its Q2 FY’1 8 earnings yesterday and the news was fairly good. The corporation announced $2.2 billion in revenue for the fourth up 24 percent time over year. That places them on an superb $8.8 billion lope frequency,…

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Rory Feek Opens Up About Struggling To Accept That His Daughter Is Gay ‘It’s Her Choice, It’s Her Faith’

We’re surely glad he came around. In a preview for this weekend’s CBS This Morning, Rory Feek admitted that he struggled to accept that his adult daughter Hopie is gay. The singer could tell his daughter had something to tell…

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Colbert destroys Jeff Sessions for using the Bible to justify ripping families apart

Attorney General Jeff Sessions quoth the Apostle Paul yesterday to justify the administration’s plan of separating children from their parents at the border. Stephen Colbert, sometime nighttime emcee and Catholic Sunday school teacher, was having none of it. Watch Colbert…

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AT&T’s acquisition of Time Warner is bad news

Swallowing it entire . Image: PAUL J. RICHARDS/ Getty No one wastes $85.4 billion to do you a favor. In its recent possession of Time Warner, AT& T sure as shit isn’t about to oblige you rethink this fundamental true….

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New Jersey arts festival shooting leaves 22 injured, 1 suspect dead, officials say

Video Suspect dead, many injured after NJ arts celebration killing Officials have two beings in custody after a shooting at an prowess festival in New Jersey; Bryan Llenas shares recent details. Nearly two dozen people were injured after gunfire breaks…

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Why visualization might be the coolest thing in Hollywood

Image: Getty Images for Los Angeles Dodgers Foundation It’s the president’s 72 nd birthday, and Trump’s favorite Twitter antagonists are celebrating in a big nature. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have long been vocal about their disagreements with the Trump…

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Borking News Reporter

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Idiots In The UK Just Destroyed Thousands Of Years Of History In A Pointless Act Of Vandalism

For thousands of years, a series of stones ought to have perilously matching atop faces in Yorkshire, only for vandals to topple one of them in such matters of seconds. Standing up to 9 rhythms( 30 paws) tall, the Brimham…

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