People Are Actually Showing Up To Storm Area 51 – LIVE FOOTAGE AND UPDATES

In this partitioned nature, merely one thing can unite us. No, it’s not the urgent need to fight climate change. No, it’s not a need for nuclear disarmament, stop being so preachy. It’s breaking into Area 51 in order to applaud some immigrant ass.

The world has, for some reason, genuinely grouped together behind the relevant recommendations of storming Area 51.( If you don’t know what’s going on, check out this explainer and come back ).

We even has come forward with and reached an agreement a propose: Whilst the Kyles move absolutely beserk on Monster Energy drink and the furries betterment gradually towards the armed wards backed up by Karens, we slip in behind the locate safely. At this time, we either “clap that alien ass” or violate them out of there and applaud it later at a more handy period for everyone involved, that role at least we have not yet clarified. It’s nice to leave some catches for the working day, I guess.

Well, the big period was eventually arrived, and parties have actually shown up to the two little town just outside of Area 51 ready to storm it. So far so good. But clearly , nobody is going to actually attempt to break into an actual military cornerstone … freedom?


As well as the two YouTubers( of course) who were arrested last week, it appears that one woman has been detained so far, after attempting to cross the gate at around 3 am local experience.

A second report says that another male was arrested at the same time, urinating adjacent, whilst the status of women tried to duck under the gate. So far , no details have been liberated for purposes of determining whether she attempted a Naruto run, which according to our best scientists( penalty, Internet memes) would have allowed her to dodge bullets as well as arrest.

Naruto runner( s ?)

One humankind( or hero, whichever term you prefer) demo up behind a columnist from KTNV ActionK News deal the event little early and was determined Naruto running towards the military base, or at least the line of lavatories set up for visitors. But, it’s still early.

The regionals are annoyed

The town of Rachel, the closest to Area 51, is not used to seeing so many guests and is pleased that not many people have turned up, yet.

“So far we look a couple of hundred people in Rachel for the botched Alienstock event, ” says a statement on the town’s website( we’re not going to link to it, their municipality has a population of 54 people and so its site is likely not set up for large volumes of traffic ).

“Law enforcement clearly outnumbers visitors.”

They report that there are a few campervans set up around the area and a improvised place, though nothing too difficult to deal with as yet.

“This has very clearly become Fyre Fest 2.0 after the make of the Storm Area 51 flow attracted out and the organizers started suing one another. We are all aware that the Area 51 Basecamp event in Hiko, on the other hand, is quite successful and parties are having a great time.”

Here’s where it gets a bit threatening.

“If you still choose to visit this weekend, stay away from the residential part of Rachel. Local owners will step up to protect their dimension. The nearby armed installing will be policed by Air Force security and by various local and federal enforcement agencies. In require to keep curious visitors out of trouble law enforcement will block all access roads leading to the perimeter of the military base. Anyone trespassing in the curbed region around Area 51 will be arrested.

“Do not become near the border, and absolutely do not cross the line. Along all major dirt superhighways, their own borders is tagged with clear warning signs. In other areas, orange announces label the border. There is no fence.”

Polite admonishing from police

There appears to be a reasonably ponderous police proximity so far, with patrolmen posing for selfies and posting them online as a graciou reminder that they’re there.

Alien shenanigans

The festival looks pretty fun. People have been dancing through the night and rehearsing their Naruto runs.

So far, it looks like everyone is just having a good time, and good-for-nothing has been attempted that will get any beings( furries, rock-throwers or Karens) killed by the military. Phew.

There are various live streams around, though they drop in and out with limited signal. At the time of preparation of, these below are working, though we will update if that changes.

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