Rabbits Are Now Hollywood’s Creepiest Creatures: An Investigation

First, it was The Favourite. Then, Us. Last-place weekend, it was Saturday Night Live. For months now, rabbits–those cotton-tailed mammals beloved by Of Mice and Men’s Lennie and 4-H kids–have been appearing onscreen in varied capacities. Not soft or cuddly, but badges of jeopardy and malice. What happened? Did we–The Culture( tm )– collectively decide bunnies were the creepiest individuals of the moment? If so, what behave of evil have they done to deserve this? Have we steeped our furry friends with false-hearted intend, or are they actually, secretly crafts of immorality? These questions sounded my intelligence and wouldn’t leave. I was determined to find out.