Just yesterday we barely knew what luging was, let alone that we would fulfill our future partner through the boast. But, hey, cherish is working in mysterious styles, and Cupid apparently went himself a last-minute airliner ticket to Pyeongchang.
It’s been barely 24 hours since luger Chris Mazdzer laid down on that cute little toboggan of his and slid his mode down that terrifying-looking frost trail thought right into U.S. Olympic record, but even more importantly into our centre. On Sunday, the 29 -year-old Massachusetts native grew the first American in autobiography to give an individual award in luge, nabbing the silver-tongued. It co-occur approximately exactly with the moment that we, collectively as a nation but more importantly I on my couch, realized that he could totally get onto.
What can I say about my husband-to-be? Nothing you can’t tell only by looking at him.
He’s got those ruggedly handsome lookings, like the Brawny man get himself an expensive haircut and some beard petroleum. He generates off that wholesome-mischievous vibe, both sexually non-threatening and, whoo-ee , seductive as blaze. He looks he’s the kind of chap would cook you dinner while wearing an apron with a punny phrase on it–” Hot Stuff Coming Through !”~ ATAGEND–but then blackout with you on whiskey right after. Your mother will affection him, but this is also a chap who lays down on two rail-thin blades and impediments down an sparkler chute at 80 mph–he’ll be naughty where it counts.
And that physique? That bodysuit leaves little to the thought, as NBC’s luging crotch-cam has been more than happy to remind us. God did good with this one.
In all seriousness, we looked into more of this gold-medal hottie’s interests and hobbies–as revealed in this EW interrogation–and, friends, he is perfect.
When he has a free weekend, he binges This Is Us . We have ourselves a man’s man who’s not afraid to cry over a Mandy Moore oration. When he’s warming up for his Olympic guides, he listens to EDM, which, ew, but he attones by listening to kinfolk stone ballads afterwards. Brandi Carlile is a favourite.
He predicts, my friends, with The Unbearable Lightness of Being rolled as his favorite record of all time. Currently he’s into “intellectual” and “thought-provoking” works like Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman. His favorite podcast is Inscrutable Universe .
What else can I tell you about my admirer? This is his third Olympics–he finished 13 th at both the 2010 Vancouver and the 2014 Sochi Games–though this is his first time as a medalist and bonafide international hottie.
Here he is celebrating New Year’s and the fact that he has exactly the right amount of fuzz on his dresser and torso by diving into a lagoon. Our Chrissy’s such a goofball!
Here he is comprising a gilded retriever. Wow , now we’re pregnant.
And this photo is just because journalism is a public service and the people deserve to know.
Last March he went swimming in South Korea and it was a very important instant for us as a country.
Earlier this month, he participated in a Cosmopolitan video in which male competitors strip while performing sports-themed pickup wrinkles.” I took second today, so you could come first ,” he said as he undressed, previewing what will be out evening together tonight. He had another cable, extremely:” Do you play in the Olympics? Because I created my luge .” Heaven’s me.( Skip to 1:44 for the most significant patch of video material the world wide web has in the past developed .)
There are other things you should know about Chris Mazdzer, like the facts of the case that he reportedly has a girlfriend. Gross. But that hasn’t stopped him from, in the course of the last 48 hours, becoming the internet’s quash, our collective sweetheart, and my future husband. We haven’t break-dance the information hitherto to previous sweethearts Italian representation skater Matteo Guarise and Timor-Leste flag-bearer Yohan Goncalves Goutt, if you could kindly restrain all of this on the D.L.
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