8 Famous People You Didn’t Know Were Total Creeps On Twitter

Twitter is perhaps best known as that social network where random nothings tell famous people to eat various body parts, but that’s not the only thing that happens in it. Sometimes it’s the opposite: beloved dignitaries making time out of their busy lives to lunge corruption at fartknucle6 9 for no good reason. And just like with non-famous dorks, these fames are often hilariously oblivious given the fact that they’re the ones looks a lot like complete dolts.

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William Shatner Thinks Disney Is Teaming Up With “SJWs” To Harass Him

William Shatner had every opportunity to propel himself to -Alist stardom after his capacity as Captain Kirk in the original Star Trek . So why has he been reduced to jokey cameo fragments in Sandra Bullock slapsticks while, say, Patrick Stewart enjoys ongoing luminary? Maybe it’s because everyone who has ever is collaborating with Shatner thinks he’s an asshole.

Recently, Shatner has become acquainted with the popular online offense “SJW”( social right warrior ), an ill-defined word which generally refers to someone who is in favor of feminism, minority rights, or lesbian claims, but, like, somehow too much in favor of them. Shatner( or whichever shitty nephew passes his Twitter account) has taken to accusing parties of being SJWs, snowflakes, misandrists, and whatever other buzzwords he can resurrect from the 4chan boneyard of Trump trolls and men’s rights activists 😛 TAGEND

Supposedly, everything there is has something to do with Shatner decides how supporters of the Starz sci-fi series Outlander should stop calling for two of the actors to hook up, and it came dumber from there. A cluster of authors who had written Star Wars volumes happened to be among the many Twitter users chagrined that Captain Kirk was being a turd. Shatner saw this as proof that he was the victim of a hassle scheme by the Disney Corporation, terminated with all the MS Paint arrows and red wrinkles you’d expect from an Alex Jones love 😛 TAGEND

We’re still hoping that this all ends with the punchline to Shatner’s famous SNL sketch in which he admits “hes been” pretending to be “the evil Captain Kirk from incident 37, ‘The Enemy Within.'”

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The Billionaire Creator Of Minecraft Sure Adores The C-Word

Markus Persson, who goes by the pseudonym Notch, is one of the greatest success floors in video game history. He emerged from total gloom to make a little game called Minecraft , which he eventually sold to Microsoft for $2.5 billion. So what’s the builder of your nephew’s favorite tournament up to these days? Chiefly sitting alone in his Kardashian palace, calling strangers “cunts” on Twitter.

It didn’t bode well when Persson hitched his wagon to Gamergate, the online “movement” against feminism’s imaginary battle on video games. In May 2016, after going on a denunciation against a tweeter who exploited the word “mansplaining, ” he decided to coin his own expression 😛 TAGEND

#cuntfusing immediately became a trending hashtag on Twitter thanks to Notch’s several million adherents, but it wasn’t an off-the-cuff work of genius punnery. The command “cunt” is pretty much the only revile he knows, and boy does he meet the best possible use of it. In June 2017, Notch responded to a tweet by indie competition make Zoe Quinn, the original target of Gamergate. As you would expect from the developer of one of the most groundbreaking contemporary plays, his reply was inventive and original 😛 TAGEND

Soon, Notch clarified that he didn’t know that it was Quinn he was responding to. He thought he was insulting some random maiden, you discover, so it’s OK. Of direction, he cleared this issue up like a perfect gentleman 😛 TAGEND

Feminists aren’t the only demographic that Persson has a beef with. Toward the end of June, a bunch of people pushed back against lesbian pride happenings by promoting the hashtag #HeterosexualPrideDay, because straight people are tragically underrepresented in Western politics. Notch weighed in with his typical, almost Shakespearean eloquence 😛 TAGEND

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Nickelodeon’s Drake Bell Keeps Trying To Pick A Fight With Justin Bieber For Seemingly No Reason

Drake Bell formed one half of the favourite Nickelodeon kids’ sitcom Drake& Josh . Since the register ended in 2007, Bell has needed something else to fill up his daylights, so he picked up a diversion: has become a dick to parties most famous than him.

It started in 2012, when Bell struck out at Katy Perry for participating in a biographical movie when she’d only been famous for a few years by that top. When Perry responded, reverberating a little pain, Bell backtracked like crazy, perhaps mystified that a very big luminary actually observed his diss. He dubiously announced that his tweets against Perry must have been due to someone “hacking” his account 😛 TAGEND

And then he tried to further fixing the damage to his relationship with real notorieties by tweeting 😛 TAGEND

Now, Justin Bieber is kind of a jackass, but Bell seems to have a laser-focus on Biebs that nobody can explain. For instance, after Bieber was implicated in a house-egging happen( again: kind of a jackass ), Bell amply launched into another harangue 😛 TAGEND

And … well, this kind of goes on and on 😛 TAGEND

There’s no evidence that Bieber and Bell had already been filled , which sees this whole “feud” all the more bizarre. In knowledge, as far as we can tell, Bieber has only just ever weighed in on this whole situation formerly, and given that there’s a first time for everything, we have to admit that he is the very big humankind now 😛 TAGEND

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Val Kilmer Randomly Says His Compassion For Cate Blanchett, Then Continues Forming It Creepier

Remember Val Kilmer? Like countless bygone celebrities, he’s still prolific on Twitter, where his tweets into the void seldom take a turn for the strange. Take March of 2017, for example, when out of the blue he started tweeting about his everlasting enjoy for Cate Blanchett, complete with a way-too-close selfie 😛 TAGEND

Now, it’s likely that Kilmer and Blanchett are good friends and now a great deal of good entertaining. But Kilmer’s 220,000 or so adherents started to feel a little uncomfortable after he continued to wax lyrical about Blanchett over such courses of several days, interspersed with selfies of himself touring New York landmarks.

Eventually his devotees originated said that this was get a little unfortunate and creepy-crawly. Rather than going ahead and acknowledging it was all a little bit of amusing, Kilmer dug in his ends and went on the defensive 😛 TAGEND

In a series of follow-up rants, Kilmer said, “She’s a friend of pit and I’ve satisfied her husband thru its first year and we’ve all gets along just fine.” He added that “She will Back up every parole I say n adore that I say I enjoy her. I would cherish relevant actors I didn’t even enjoy if he winged the world to talk about a role.” These tweets were later removed, apparently as one of the terms and conditions of the inevitable restraining order.

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Jaden Smith Launches A Bizarre Tirade Against A Hotel For Returning Him A Meal( Exactly As He required It )

It’s not smashing word that Jaden Smith, the spawn of superstar Will Smith, is a little strange on Twitter.

But Smith came off as a bit more of a jerk than usual in May 2017, when he took to Twitter, and, in his Normal Style Of Capitalise The First Letter Of Every Word That He Types, he blared the Four Seasons Hotel in Toronto. Their blasphemy? Imparting him a really shitty area service dinner that constituted him Crave To Propel Up On HimSelf.

So he disliked his hotel know — at least he only shat on them on Twitter and didn’t propel the Tv out the window, like many Hollywood adepts is choosing to do. A minute subsequently, Smith uncovered the ghastly misdemeanour that the Four Seasons had committed against him: They tried to kill him by putting cheese in his pancakes.

For background, Jaden Smith is a vegan. But being vegan isn’t like being allergic to peanuts. If a piece of cheese flies into your opening, you don’t move into anaphylactic surprise and die; you precisely get a bit grossed out. Candidly, considering it’s Jaden Smith we’re talking about , nobody is sure whether his allegations of a flannel-cake assassination aim are purely sensational or if this is what he genuinely believes.

Maybe the best part is that it later came out that the meal Jaden had said was the Four Seasons’ notorious lemon ricotta flapjacks. This only parent more contentions. Does Jaden Smith recognize “ricotta” is a not-uncommon type of cheese? Did it not occur to him to ask? More to the point, does it escape him that one of the primary parts of flannel-cakes is eggs, which are likewise out of attaches for vegans ? This truly is the question for the ages.

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The Lead Singer Of Blues Traveler Won’t Stop Affixing A Guy’s Private Info

Cracked has previously reported on a peculiar escapade in recent history in which John Popper, the lead singer of ‘9 0s clique Blues Traveler, got into a heated Twitter feud with a bot announced “AssBott, ” which was programmed to organize random paroles into nonsensical convicts. That was over a year ago, and since then, the brawl hasn’t refrigerated down. Popper, apparently fierce that he’d lost an reason against the English word itself, launched a struggle against the person who acquired the bot, Kentucky native Forrest Rutherford.

To be fair to Popper, who will almost certainly find such articles by Googling his own appoint, Rutherford did possibly become a little too far after the initial AssBottGate by programming his bot to reply to all of Popper’s tweets with laughters at the onetime star’s expenditure 😛 TAGEND

Popper opted to escalate the situation and investigate Rutherford’s personal details, including his home address, and affix them on Twitter, prefaced by a slight movie-related pun 😛 TAGEND

Popper claimed he would remove the information if Rutherford agreed to never publically mention Popper, Blues Traveler, or anything else relevant to any of them until the end of age. Rutherford patently agreed, and Popper deleted the personal information … until Rutherford retweeted a Blue Traveler tweet, to move to Popper posting Rutherford’s street address again, as well as a Google Earth image of his house.

Popper’s reproduced forays into circulating his nemesis’ report have led to death threats leveled at Rutherford by Blues Traveler followers( which it turns out do still dwell ), including one who threatened to send Mexican thugs to his house to sorting him out. Rutherford wasn’t very shaken up by the threat, since he reasonably doubts the Mexican Mafia is endowed enough in Blues Traveler to follow through.

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A Random Fan Wakes Up To Angry Private Messages From A Professional Baseball Player

We’re living in an amazing time in history, when we’re able to connect directly with our favorite notorieties from the solace of our own residences, as long as you know their Twitter handle. You can be sure that 99 epoches out of 100, you’ll be completely neglected, but sometimes they’ll discard you, like, a retweet, or maybe even a answer. What you’ll probably never get is a direct private letter( DM ), because the rich and famed never upkeep that much about the views of little folk. But that’s exactly what happened to a Houston Astros fan identified Allen H. after he announced a very tame tweet about Astros pitcher Alex Bregman’s thwarting season performance.

When he woke up the next morning, Allen experienced a DM in his inbox from Bregman himself, who took time out of his daylight to greeting personally and privately to some random guy to made him know he doesn’t know shit about baseball.

Note that Allen H. didn’t even note Bregman’s Twitter handle in his original tweet, which means that Bregman find it by probing his own epithet.( Hi, Alex !) Second, we’re not sure which misspelled individual he was alluding to Allen being “on the nutsack of culture, ” but we’re reasonably sure it’s either a flea, a hover, or a cluster of geese.

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Ann Coulter Battles Delta Airline Over A Seating Arrangement

Anyone who toured even semi-frequently knows that air travel was full of minor inconveniences. Your plane might be delayed, you might be beaten up and dragged out because your flight was overbooked, and so on. In July, increasingly irrelevant political commentator Ann Coulter discovered this the hard way when her accommodate was double-booked and she was asked to move to a different seat in the same row — a slight which Coulter figured was almost as bad as the Holocaust.

It seems Coulter had expended $30 additional to purchase a seat with additional leg chamber, but was scared to find her lieu taken up by other women whose leg length she saw inferior 😛 TAGEND

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Hey , not everyone is anointed with the extremities of Slender Man’s more obnoxious sister .

Coulter even departed onward and took photographs of the comparatively stump-legged gal so that her followers could reproach her accordingly, as though that maiden was even remotely at fault. And Coulter’s tweet rampage persisted well into the morning, during which she “ve managed” compare her nightmare experience to being an shelter prisoner in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest , being a victim of Stanley Milgram’s prison torture experiment, and being oppressed by the Stasi of East Germany.

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Where was this slapstick genius during Rob Lowe’s rib ?

After her rant was over, Delta refunded Coulter the godforsaken 30 bucks, while also releasing the following statement about how they discovered her tweets to be slanderous, derogatory, and insulting. But that merely riled Coulter up even more. She got back on Twitter to rant about how her suffer was worse than when United Airline security shape the shit out of a person, and likened Delta staff members to literal autocrats and( as bad) SJWs.

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God, Gigantor, discover to quit while you’re ahead .

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