Note that Allen H. didn’t even note Bregman’s Twitter handle in his original tweet, which means that Bregman find it by probing his own epithet.( Hi, Alex !) Second, we’re not sure which misspelled individual he was alluding to Allen being “on the nutsack of culture, ” but we’re reasonably sure it’s either a flea, a hover, or a cluster of geese.
Ann Coulter Battles Delta Airline Over A Seating Arrangement
Anyone who toured even semi-frequently knows that air travel was full of minor inconveniences. Your plane might be delayed, you might be beaten up and dragged out because your flight was overbooked, and so on. In July, increasingly irrelevant political commentator Ann Coulter discovered this the hard way when her accommodate was double-booked and she was asked to move to a different seat in the same row — a slight which Coulter figured was almost as bad as the Holocaust.
It seems Coulter had expended $30 additional to purchase a seat with additional leg chamber, but was scared to find her lieu taken up by other women whose leg length she saw inferior 😛 TAGEND
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Coulter even departed onward and took photographs of the comparatively stump-legged gal so that her followers could reproach her accordingly, as though that maiden was even remotely at fault. And Coulter’s tweet rampage persisted well into the morning, during which she “ve managed” compare her nightmare experience to being an shelter prisoner in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest , being a victim of Stanley Milgram’s prison torture experiment, and being oppressed by the Stasi of East Germany.
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After her rant was over, Delta refunded Coulter the godforsaken 30 bucks, while also releasing the following statement about how they discovered her tweets to be slanderous, derogatory, and insulting. But that merely riled Coulter up even more. She got back on Twitter to rant about how her suffer was worse than when United Airline security shape the shit out of a person, and likened Delta staff members to literal autocrats and( as bad) SJWs.
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